This is really funny…
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One night I had a wondrous dream One set of footprints there was seen The footprints of my precious Lord But mind were not along the shore But then some stranger prints appeared And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?” Those prints are large and round and neat But Lord, they are too [...]
Somehow–not sure how–Tristen talked Haydn and Ansa into getting their bottoms tattooed. Ansa asked mom the other night to “Guess what?” Lucia said, what. Ansa was already turned around. Ansa pulled her pants down and had “I love you” written across her bottom. Haydn had the same. They were so encouraged by their new venture. [...]
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It is 11:11PM on Sunday night and Tristen, who does not go to sleep easily, is making a list of things she can do to serve Mommy so Mommy can sit around all day, watch TV and be a true Princess, so she just said.
We are in St. Louis attending a counseling conference. It is late and we’ve just finished a long day. We’re in the elevator heading to our room. There was a guy, who was a bit “tight” after an evening of alcohol consumption, also on the elevator. I don’t think he was at our conference. He [...]
We were at Century Park last night to give the kids some “run around time” after a day in the house. Sometimes they can get a little stir-crazy and it serves us all to get out and let them run. Century Park is one of those wooden fort, swing, see-saw, castle, sliding board, sand and [...]
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is still really happy to see you? Though you might not believe this I did put [...]
Ansa fumbled through Lucia’s purse last night. She got the lipstick close to her lips. I’m not sure if she really, totally understood that this is a problem. It cleaned up nicely, fortunately.
